So Saudi clubs aren’t ATMs… they’re luxury vending machines that dispense salaries like confetti at a World Cup parade. Players don’t get paid—they get tax-free Bitcoin wrapped in silk. Meanwhile, Manchester City’s coach is crying into his coffee wondering why his budget has more lines than his socks. Bottom line? If your transfer target thinks he’s rich—he’s just renting football clubs. Want to join the circus? Click ‘like’ if you’ve ever seen an INTJ cry over a spreadsheet.