As a sports data analyst with a penchant for uncovering hidden truths, I revisit Liverpool's shocking 0-3 defeat to Flamengo in the 1981 Intercontinental Cup Final. Using modern analytics, I break down why Bob Paisley's European champions crumbled against Zico's Brazilian maestros. From tactical miscalculations to humidity-adjusted performance metrics, this is a forensic study of one of football's most lopsided 'clash of continents'.