Numbers vs. Superhuman Reflexes

After crunching data for 8 years, I can confirm Courtois’ save (#1) violated at least 3 laws of physics AND my machine learning model’s dignity. That 0.3% probability? More like 100% pure goalkeeper witchcraft.

Fantasy League Hack Alert

Pro tip from someone who eats xG charts for breakfast: target keepers facing 15+ shots/game. Their desperation dives (looking at you, Cárdenas #12) turn into fantasy point goldmines.

Drop your hottest take: Which save made you question reality? My bet’s on Masip’s Matrix moment at #7.