Luka didn’t cry because he lost — he cried because his ML model predicted victory… but the spreadsheets laughed first. €16M transfer? Nah. That’s just the noise in his dopamine surge. Meanwhile, your grandma’s logic is still stuck on ‘pre-game ritual rhythm’ while the crowd acoustics scream for more data. Bottom line? If your clutch efficiency isn’t rising by 22%, maybe you’re not analyzing — you’re just scrolling through TikTok highlights at midnight. What’s your X-factor? 🤔 Drop a comment before the next match.