Spain won 2-0 with only 5 shots? Bro, France had more ball than my WiFi password — and still got outcoached by a ghost. You don’t need possession when your defense is running on caffeine and tactical wizardry. That’s not football — it’s AI-generated streetball with subtitles. Next time France tries to pass… maybe bring a magic wand? 🤔👇 Drop your stats in the comments: Who really won here — the team or the algorithm?