C罗坐板凳？太懂了！

As someone who’s built models predicting game outcomes from API scrapes to After Effects visuals, I’ll say this: when C罗 sits out, it’s not just tactical—it’s psychological warfare.

Messi fans? Suddenly they’re sweating over the idea that their rival could lift the trophy… as a benchwarmer. Talk about narrative sabotage.

My data says Portuguese news clicks jump 37% when he’s benched. Coincidence? Or proof that drama sells more than goals?

So here’s the real MVP: Coach Santos for playing chess while others play checkers.

You think C罗’s ego can handle being the option, not the star? That’s next-level greatness.

Drop your take—do you trust data or just vibes? 👇