Top 20 Most Jaw-Dropping Assists in La Liga EA Sports 2024/25 Season
The Art of Assist Hunting in La Liga
When EA Sports took over naming rights, they might as well have rebranded Spain’s top flight as “Through Ball Heaven.” This season’s assist leaders turned football into geometry class - acute angles only.
Methodology Madness
Using tracking data from Hawk-Eye and my custom machine learning model (trained on Xavi’s DNA), I graded each assist on:
- Difficulty (Was the passer facing the wrong way?)
- Creativity (Did it break physics?)
- Impact (Did the scorer barely need to move?)
The top 5 alone generated more Expected Gasping (xG) than my grandma watching telenovelas.
The Cream of the Crop
The Telepathic Through Ball - Frenkie de Jong’s 18-yard outside-of-the-boot pass that bent around three defenders like they were magnets with same polarity. My tracking software still shows their ankles spinning.
The False Nine Fakeout - Gavi’s dummy-turned-no-look-backheel that left the entire backline appealing for offside while Lewandowski tapped in. VAR needed a trigonometry degree to confirm it was legal.
Honorable Mentions:
- Bellingham’s rabona cross from the byline (87% completion chance according to my model…for NFL quarterbacks)
- Vinícius Jr.’s nutmeg assist…to himself off the referee
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Ang Mga Assist na Parang Magic!
Grabe ang mga assist sa La Liga EA Sports 2024⁄25! Parang ginawang geometry class ang football—acute angles lang ang peg! Frenkie de Jong at Gavi nagpakita ng mga passing skills na parang may superpowers. Pati VAR nahirapan mag-compute!
Expected Gasping (xG) Overload
Yung top 5 assists nila, mas marami pa ngiti kesa sa telenovela ni lola! Bakit kasi ang galing nila magpasa? Kahit si Vinícius Jr., nag-assist pa sa sarili gamit ang referee. Legendary talaga!
Ano sa tingin nyo, sino pinakamagaling mag-assist? Comment kayo! 👇 #LaLigaMagic
هل هذه التمريرات حقيقية أم خيال؟
بعد مشاهدة قائمة أفضل 20 تمريرة في الدوري الإسباني، أصبحت أشك في قوانين الفيزياء! فرينكي دي يونغ يجعل الكرة تنحني مثل السحر، وجافي يخدع الجميع بلمسة خلفية لا تصدق.
البيانات لا تكذب
حسب تحليلاتي، هذه التمريرات ولدت “توقعًا للذهول” (xG) أكثر من رد فعل جدتي عند مشاهدة المسلسلات المكسيكية! هل توافقون أن هذه التمريرات تستحق جائزة نوبل في الهندسة؟ شاركونا آراءكم!
La Liga virou aula de física quântica?
Essas assistências da temporada 2024⁄25 fizeram meu modelo estatístico chorar! O passe do Frenkie de Jong não respeitou as leis da física - até os defensores ainda estão rodando como piões.
VAR precisou de calculadora científica
Quando o Gavi fez aquela finta com calcanhar, o juiz pediu um intervalo pra consultar Pitágoras. E o Vinícius Jr. megando o árbitro? Cadê o cartão vermelho pra realidade alternativa?
Quer mais loucuras? Meu relatório completo tá mais barato que um ingresso pro Camp Nou! #LaLigaAlucinante
データ武士の悶絶レビュー
EAスポーツのラ・リーガ、今季のアシストは数学の教科書か？フレンキー・デヨングの「テレパシースルーパス」ではディフェンダー3人が磁石同士のように跳ね返され、私の分析ソフトも彼らの足首が回転し続けると表示したままです。
バルサの新戦術
ガビのノールックバックヒールはオフサイドトラップの概念を破壊。VAR審判らが三角関数の計算を始める間にレワンドフスキが楽々ゴール。私の機械学習モデル（XaviのDNAで訓練済み）によれば、このプレーの成功率はNFLクォーターバック並み87%だとか。
皆さんもこの驚異のアシスト動画、巨人軍のリリース条項より安い値段でデータレポートどうぞ！
When Assists Become Art
La Liga playmakers this season didn’t just pass the ball - they reinvented Euclidean geometry. That de Jong through ball? My tracking software detected gravitational waves.
VAR’s Worst Nightmare
Gavi’s dummy-backheel combo was so illegal even the linesman pulled out a TI-84 calculator. Meanwhile, Vini Jr. out here using referees as bounce boards like it’s pinball.
Download my full report if you want to see Bellingham’s rabona graded on the Rodgers-Lombardi scale. Your move, NFL.
#ExpectedGasping
এই সিজনের লা লিগা অ্যাসিস্টগুলো দেখে মনে হচ্ছে ইএ স্পোর্টস গেম নয়, বরং জ্যামিতির ক্লাস চলছে! ফ্রেঙ্কি ডি জংয়ের সেই পাসে ডিফেন্ডারদের গোড়ালি এখনও ঘুরছে বলে আমার ট্র্যাকিং সফটওয়্যার দেখাচ্ছে।\n\n## ভার-এর গণিতবিদ\nগাভির নোলুক ব্যাকহিল পাস দেখে ভারের রেফারিদের ট্রাইগনোমেট্রি ডিগ্রি লাগবে বলে মনে হচ্ছে! এটা কি ফুটবল নাকি অলিম্পিয়াডের গণিত প্রতিযোগিতা?\n\n[ইমোজি: 🤯] \n\nকমেন্টে জানাও কার অ্যাসিস্ট তোমার মনে ‘এক্সপেক্টেড গ্যাস্পিং’ তৈরি করেছে最多!
لا لیگا کا جادو!
یہ سیزن تو جیسے ‘گولڈن پاس’ کا تہوار بن گیا ہے! فرینکی ڈے جونگ کا وہ ٹیلی پیتھک پاس دیکھ کر لگتا ہے کہ وہ دفاعی کھلاڑیوں کو میگنیٹ کی طرح ایک دوسرے سے دور دھکیل رہا تھا۔
میری گرانی ماں کا ردعمل
میری گرانی جنہوں نے صرف ڈرامے دیکھے ہیں، ان کا xG (ایکسپیکٹڈ گیسپنگ) بھی اس سیزن کے اسسٹسٹس سے کم ہے! گیوی کا وہ بیک ہیل پاس تو ایسا تھا جیسے اس نے فزکس کے قوانین کو ہی توڑ دیا ہو۔
تبصرہ کریں!
کیا آپ کو لگتا ہے کہ یہ اسسٹسٹس واقعی ‘فزکس سے باہر’ تھے؟ ذرا اپنی رائے دیں!
Цей сезон Ла Ліги перетворив футбол на урок геометрії! 🎯
Деякі асисти виглядають так, ніби їх створили в лабораторії Хаві – наприклад, той пас Френкі де Йонга, який обіграв трьох захисників, немов вони магніти з однаковими полюсами. Моє програмне забезпечення досі показує, що їхні щиколотки обертаються! 🤯
А як щодо “фальшивого дев’ятки” від Гаві? Весь захист вимагав офсайду, а VAR мусив використовувати тригонометрію, щоб підтвердити гол. 😂
Хто заслужив місце у вашому топі? Давайте розпалимо дискусію в коментарях! ⚽🔥
When Assists Break Physics
Frenkie’s telepathic pass didn’t just bend space-time - it made three defenders retire early. My tracking software detected their souls leaving their bodies mid-spin.
VAR Needs a Math Degree
Gavi’s dummy-backheel combo was so illegal even the linesman pulled out a protractor. Meanwhile Vinícius out here meg-ing referees like it’s pickup basketball.
Download my full report if you want to see Bellingham’s rabona graded on the ‘Tom Brady Completion Scale’.
#NBADataGeek (yes wrong sport but these assists deserve cross-sport analytics)
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