Did Dálcot’s Boss Quit? How a Streetball Kid Became Riyadh’s Sports Director — and Why It Makes No Sense

The Ball Didn’t Lie
I used to be the kid who got benched at 17—right after hitting a game-winning three-pointer with no scout in sight. Now? I run Riyadh’s sports department while my ex-bosses still think I sold my soul for a silk tie.
This ain’t ESPN. This is Chicago South Side meets Al-Nassir in reverse.
Data Doesn’t Wear Sneakers
They called it ‘promotion.’ I called it ‘survival.’
My first contract wasn’t signed with ink—it was signed with sweat, alley lights, and the echo of a backboard slam at 3 AM in Englewood.
You think this is about transfer? Nah. It’s about translation: from street-level hustle to boardroom chaos. I didn’t leave Portugal for more money—I left because the system was rigged.
The Real MVP Isn’t on TikTok
The league doesn’t care if you’re rich. It cares if you know how to read heat—and when to quit before you win. I coached high school teams that never made it past the zone—then became an exec without ever touching an executive chair.
CR7 and me? We met over late-night pizza in Riyadh—not because he needed an agent, because he needed someone who still remembers what it felt like to shoot alone under fluorescent lights.
We both won—not by signing deals—but by surviving them.
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Bayangin deh, bossnya ngeluar karena gak bisa main bola? Dia jadi direktur olahraga tapi masih bawa sepatu kets! Di kantor malam-malam, makan pizza sambil ngecek statistik—bukan karena mau menang, tapi karena gak tahan sama sistem yang rigged. Kita bukan nonton skor… kita nonton drama hidup! Eh, lo pernah coba bayangin: kalau dribble itu dibayar pake keringat, bukan gaji? 😂 Mau ikut atau tetep jadi penonton? Komentar yuk!

बॉस के जाने के बाद में स्टार हो गया? पहले तो सिर्फ़ 3-पॉइंटर की लगी में हुकम हुआ करता था…अब पूरा स्पोर्ट्स डिपार्टमेंट की प्रेसिडेंट है! 🍕️
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¡Qué locura! Un tipo se convierte en director deportivo de Riad… ¡y ni siquiera sabe jugar al fútbol! Su contrato lo firmó con sudor, no con papeles. El ‘transfer’ no fue financiero: fue una traducción del barrio al despacho con ritmo de salsa y café de medianoche. No lloró por la derrota… ¡lo celebró como un haiku con chutadores! ¿Y tú? ¿Cuándo fue tu última asistente? Comparte tu taza de espresso… y dime: ¿cuántos puntos has visto hoy?
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